In the off chance you hadn't noticed, while there are plenty of important things going on in the world, the media doesn't cover any of it. Instead they drone on for days straight about the horrors of Muslims using a building they bought in downtown NYC, or about the slightly unhinged leader of a 50 member church that no one's ever heard of burning some books he ordered off Amazon.
With these pressing matters dominating nearly the entire 24-hour news cycle, they barely found time to tell me that, yes, Senate-candidate Christine O'Donnell has in fact had sex at least once in her life, or to speculate about why President Obama's wedding ring was at the jewelers... but, thankfully, they did.
For anyone who feels like they just don't have time to catch all of the critical stories, I'm dedicated to making this blog a one-stop source for each day's most important story! And today's story is...
Hillary Clinton's hairstyle! The Secretary of State has decided to do something new with her hair and *gasp,* she used a hair clip! I'm not sure that this is appropriate for meetings at the UN... after all, that hair clip could be used as a weapon and I'm sure the UN has a zero-tolerance policy for that sort of thing!
I want you to all give as much consideration to this issue as your schedule allows. I know you might have to give up some family time to do justice to this weighty matter. I'm sure, however, that your kids will understand that you must do your civic duty... the Huffington Post needs your opinion!
If you value democracy, click your way over there and... VOTE OR DIE!!!1111!!!1!!!1111!!!!!!!
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